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PAUL “PIMP SLAP” MUNSEY SHARES HIS SECRETS FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

11 Oct

PAUL “PIMP SLAP” MUNSEY SHARES HIS SECRETS FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

Keep her in line gentlemen, that’s the key. Mouthy broads are trouble, and you know what we say about trouble. We don’t like it unless we’re the ones causing it.

If she mouths off at home, don’t waste any time and give her the back of your hand, not too hard, but enough to let her know that you didn’t care for her attitude. If she mouths off in a public place (like a restaurant), a quick and effective “double slap” will serve you best, and by that I mean the palm across the face and then quickly with the back of the hand on the other cheek. She’ll get the message, and the rest of your evening will be tremendous fun. She’ll realize how much she upset you and will actually thank you for setting her straight.

A woman does not like an indecisive man, she wants a man who takes control and tells her exactly what she needs to do.  She wants a man who isn’t afraid to raise his voice, or his hand for that matter, if the need presents itself. 

Public displays of affection are a sign of weakness and should not be encouraged. Hugs and kisses are shared in the dark and serve no purpose except in the bedroom. She can show her appreciation by keeping her yap shut in public and wide open when the shades get pulled down.

Tell her only what she needs to hear. Too much information will only confuse her. Your business is none of her business. If she doesn’t get the hint and insists on asking questions,  a judo chop to the mid section is totally warranted and highly successful in ending her curiosity. She’ll realize immediately that she has crossed the line and will be hesitant to repeat that mistake.

Never pleasure her too much, especially in the bedroom. A woman is like a screen door, if you bang it too many times it becomes unhinged and doesn’t work properly. Use that door once in a while and it will serve its purpose and close tightly for a number of years. Of course, sometimes when its hot you’ll use that door over and over, it can’t be helped. Go in and out as much as you want, but keep in mind, you’re definitely going to need another door sooner than later.

Compliments should be kept to a minimum. If she hears too many good things about herself it will inflate her self esteem. That’s trouble. Big trouble. Keep her guessing. Does she look beautiful? Did she cook you a delicious meal? She’ll never hear it from you. Never act completely satisfied and she’ll strive to be better to please you. A self satisfied woman is a man’s worst nightmare. Remember that.

Gentlemen, these thoughts have served me well over the years and now I impart my wisdom on you. Good luck with it. If you live by these few rules you’ll have a happy, healthy relationship. Trust me, I know women better than they know themselves.

(EDITOR’S NOTE- THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PAUL MUNSEY ARE HIS AND HIS ALONE. IN NO WAY DO WE CONDONE THE REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOR HE MENTIONS IN HIS ARTICLE. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO POST A COMMENT AND I WILL PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT HE IS MADE AWARE OF IT. MR. MUNSEY HAS NOT PROGRESSED MUCH SINCE THE 1950′s AND I AM REASONABLY SURE THAT HE HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN WITH A WOMAN.  JOSH BANTER- EDITOR)